Cock-Monster 

A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.

Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.

Cock-Monster by moonstar73 October 5, 2006

Pudgy Monster 

A girl who is overweight but not so overweight that you wouldn't hit it

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were thinking about taking this girl home to pig roast her but she was a bit of a Pudgy Monster

Pudgy Monster by Pudgy Hitter March 18, 2010

Spaghetti Monster 

Also know as God

What if I were to tell you there was a flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky?

Spaghetti Monster by docv October 24, 2008

Loch Ness Monster 

n. An abnormally long piece of human excrement, characterized by the tail end going down into the bottom of the bowl, and the head end breaking the surface of the water. A poop is only classified as such when it is in one continuous, unbroken piece. In many cases, the person responsible for the freak-poop is astounded by how much poop came out of them.

Pooper: "Holy Crap, dude, come check this out. I just crapped a Loch Ness Monster!"
Friend: "Oh my gosh, what the hell did you eat?"

Loch Ness Monster by drobert January 9, 2010

jager-monster 

jagermeister mixed with monster energy drink its boss

jagermeisterjager-monster

jager-monster by jagermonster drinker February 6, 2010

hatch a monster loaf 

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

hatch a monster loaf by Wise Man July 11, 2003

double backed monster 

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.

Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.

double backed monster by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006