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monstertard 

A word usually describing a burly man, with forearms that have the same diameter as a sewer pipe. A monstertard's mental capacity is lower than that of the average tard. Monstertards have been known to smash concrete with their bare hands when angered. Avoid eye contact at all costs.
Kyle Henshaw is a such a monstertard.
monstertard by pandaman054 January 23, 2011
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monstertard 

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.
That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...
monstertard by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006

monstertard 

1. Specifically addressing anyone with a mental condition to what they truly are; monsters.

2. Disgrace to the human race. See nigger.

-Wow will is retarded.

-Don't say the r word! call them what they are.

-You think will is a monstertard?

-What are you doing with that baby by the dumpster?
-Its okay, its a monstertard.

-I have a baby, timmy.
-Why didn't you capitalize his name?
-He's a monstertard, and not a real person.
-Oh! Okay! **High Five**
monstertard by Matt Kotecki April 26, 2008

Monstertard 

People are Monstertards who never miss and speaking in the facts language. They are loved by everyone expect the retard fatherless kids.
Monstertard: "Johan>Your antagonist"
Everyone: W
Retards: "Miss", "L"

Btw Monster>
Monster is the best animanga no cap.
Monstertard by naderxchan September 16, 2021

Monstertard 

People are Monstertards who never miss and speaking in the facts language. They are giga chads and loved by everyone expect the retard fatherless kids.
Monstertard: "Johan>Your antagonist"
Everyone: W
Fatherless Kids: "L" "Miss"
Monstertard by naderxchan September 16, 2021

Monstertruckerific 

Used as an adjective of praise for a conquest and victory without any hope of the opposition defending itself.
Person: Dude the way you ran over that innertube with your car was monstertruckerific
Monstertruckerific by Kornielus September 29, 2009

monster4art

Typically an unintelligent person with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) that goes around farting up a storm, usually around people with a deadly taste and smell.
Person 1: Damn partner, you smell that?
Person 2: Yeah, ain't the prettiest!
Person 1: Smells like Monster4art in here, we better go check it out or some people may get hurt!
Monster4art: Yeah what is that crap?
monster4art by jodeboy51 January 24, 2019
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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