Thanksism 

A "thank you" given to someone for a favor or action that has not yet taken place and never ends up materializing.
You have already thanked them for something they did not really do. It is not fair and can be taken back at any moment.

Yesterday my wife said she was going to give me a message when we got home from work so I said "thanks, I really appreciate that". We got home, she ate dinner and went to bed with no message yet had already received her thanksism. I woke her up and took it back.

Thanksism by Taige July 31, 2007

thanks for the r 

when you text someone and they don't reply for a long time without reasoning

dude 1-(3:30 pm) hey dude, wanna hang later?
(4:30 pm)
(5:30 pm)
(6:30 pm)
(7:30 pm)
dude 1-(8:30 pm) hey man thanks for the r
dude 2-(8:50) oh sorry man i was playing X-Box

thanks for the r by regina kleinkatz July 18, 2017

Thansk 

When you say thank you on IM, but you spell it wrong.

Thansk for the flowers.

Thansk by Jets Fan March 5, 2008

good thanks 

1. Personal declaration of sainthood.
2. All utterances of a goodthanker

Phil:"Hey mate, how you doing?"

Dave:"I'm good, thanks."

good thanks by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

thanksgiving dinner 

The act of consuming a mouthful of mashed potatoes while pleasuring a male orally. The dinner concludes when the male climaxes, depositing his "gravy" into the potatoes which are then digested.

My aunt Martha invited me over to watch the parade, but I had a thanksgiving dinner to attend.

thanksgiving dinner by Pilgrimmace October 20, 2008

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble 

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble by srathraz November 27, 2009

Thanksgiving 

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

Thanksgiving by hardrock711 November 21, 2011