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Thanos'd 

When something loses half of its value or amount as a result of something else.
"Ah shit man, my grade just got thanos'd after I failed the exam."
"I just thanos'd my bank account when I bought that car."
Thanos'd by DropKek June 11, 2018
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Thanos'd 

Slang for mass genocide or when half of something ceases to exist.
Nibba: Yo, did you see the new SSBU World of Light trailer?
Nibba 2: Yeah! It was so sick, but everyone got thanos'd!
Thanos'd by stalindidnothingwrong November 2, 2018

Thanos'd 

To lose something of it's value or amount in half due to random circumstances.
I haven't seen my neighbors cat in a while now, it must of got Thanos'd .
Thanos'd by chrispykreeme August 14, 2018

Thanos'd 

To disappear or fall silent in a conversation without notice
Sorry I got Thanos'd yesterday. I had something come up
Thanos'd by Rogue Outcast June 19, 2019

Thanos'd 

When Thanos snapped his fingers in the universe of Infinity war Everyone went frickin PoOf and half of the whole population on earth got done fucked
"Remember Kristina? Oh yeah she got Thanos'd. God that is such a shame."

Thanos Dick 

A Dick So Large That Even The Horse Gods Are Amazed. Its So Gigantic That Godzilla Would Be Comparable In Size. The Last Known Person To Have A Thanos Dick Was Bill Cosby. They Usually Tend To Fuck Everything In Sight And Yes That Includes Food.
Bill:Yo Man You Heard Bill Cosby Fucked Like 3 Guys Yesterday.
Charlie:Yea Hes Got A THANOS DICK!!!
Thanos Dick by Mega Troll October 13, 2018

Thanos Dick 

The act of cutting the blood flow to your penis with either a rubber band or a clamp of some kind making your penis turn a deep dark purple.
Thanos Dick by Mysterious NIG October 18, 2018
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