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Yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as hell! I never knew that chick gets that horny!!
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You are sure to find people who share you interests and the campus is very inviting as a whole. The engineering and nursing programs are quite good and tuition is not very high. Also by next year (2011), we are to be a smoking-free campus.
I am disappointed about not having a football team as much as the next person, but we have many other sport teams to choose from that are pretty good.
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I am disappointed about not having a football team as much as the next person, but we have many other sport teams to choose from that are pretty good.
Anthony: Courtney, I want to go to a college in the city that can show me people from all backgrounds and ethnicities. Yet I do not want the college to be too large and intense.
Courtney: Hmm, I think I know the perfect college for you.
Anthony: What college?
Courtney: The University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)!!!
Courtney: Hmm, I think I know the perfect college for you.
Anthony: What college?
Courtney: The University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)!!!
by UTA Maverick! October 12, 2010
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My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
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