Salty Weenie

A person who being salty and a weenie at the same time.

Caleb is being a really salty weenie.

by Allybone11 June 29, 2016

Salty cunt

Sam

Sam is a salty cunt

by Thefuckboi69 January 19, 2017

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 25, 2017

salty sem

A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.

Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?

George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.

by Expandobrando April 26, 2017

Salty

Opposite of rookie- to be experienced and therefore cynical, jaded, sarcastic

Is this her first visit? Nah, she's a salty veteran.

by Lyssa517 August 17, 2017

salty olive

The act of licking ketamine of one's testicles.

'I had her give me a salty olive last night'

by MrSaltyOliveMan October 20, 2017