Stonky

Stonky is an amazing word used for many things. It can be used as a way of saying retard.

Noah the stonky boy bums Joel every day.

by Noah bums joel February 17, 2020

stonky

a person or robot that is wayyyyyy to interested in stocks, but kinda shit

shut the fuck up stonky, you don’t know shit

by Feel like I'm 21 Savage August 19, 2021

stonk

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

I had a stroke

When you find something so ridicilous and hard to read that you think the other person had a stroke.

Person1: Everyone: Hajy Me: I dmon

ever: hno m: i kall l
ever: n :me :ever

Person2: I had a stroke trying to read this.

by buddy retard July 21, 2020

Stroke

A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.

The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.

by Mark January 9, 2004

stonking

Being completely wasted.

Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.

by stonking January 5, 2010

stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

by ch April 12, 2004