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robert karl jahns

A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.
My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns
by bubbi December 30, 2009
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robustion

The quality of being able to withstand great pressure in a stressful environment.
The robustion of our youth promises a bright future for our economy.
by diezmariposas October 25, 2011
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Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.
e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"
by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013
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rogurt

Rum and yogurt mixed into one beverage.
Bro, I'm soooo thirsty for rogurt right now
by rebby April 23, 2014
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robert fortson

Thin layer of penis skin surrounding the shaft.
Baby I love when you lick my Robert fortson
by Guywithgun July 3, 2014
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Robert Downey Stark

When an actor is placed in a role that is so similar to the actors own persona there is practically no need to act.
I cast Tom Cruise as a mentally unstable sheep in the new Dreamworks movie, what a Robert Downey Stark
by Blueninja1988@gmail.com November 3, 2015
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Robert Pierce

YESSSSS!!!! Robert Pierce is definitely a Faggot!!!!!!
Damn Robert Pierce is such a fag.
by Robert Pierce May 24, 2016
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