Soul Patch

(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.

Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.

by Roxy C. Moorecox June 7, 2018

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

Dole Patch

What you give to a chiquita once you're done. It's like a pearl necklace but it goes straight up from their rack to their chin. It looks like a long soul patch or an egyptian pharaoh's beard

"Dude, see that chiquita over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I chiquita'ed her and gave her a dole patch when i was done. She looked like she had a pharaoh's beard!"
"Nice!"

by Mike and Andy December 10, 2008

soul patch

the small stiched patch on your heart when your soul is sucked out
aka?: school

when in school the icy cold death breat of a teacher will suck the fun out of you. the only thing that can cure you is fun, but your soul will never be the same because it is sewn up with a soul patch.

by lilVvicous January 7, 2007

Patchwork

Your favorite Dj/Producer. Does experimental electronic compositions with a pop edge.

Man Dj Patchwork doesn't ever play out and never promotes his album. How come people know who he is?

by Patchwork March 17, 2004

Blumpkin Patch

Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.

Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

cabbage patch

noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.

A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005