poser slap

a slap created by me used on my friend for being a poser

Goddamnit dude...... POSER SLAP! *SMACK!* now stop posing!

by Poguer July 16, 2008

Poserhead

Someone who claims to be a metalhead, but is, in fact, a poser.

Bob is such a poserhead, he doesn't even own anything by Black Sabbath.

by Foofy! May 9, 2011

Poisen

What the fuck.

That guy was so Poisenous

by MistahFuckah January 16, 2019

Google Pause

The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.

Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....

by OarNahom March 18, 2011

Whiny-ass Emo Faggot Wannabe Poser Shit

A term used to describe the music of Tokio Hotel and My Chemical Romance.

Tokio Hotel Fan: OMG OMG OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE TOKIO HOTEL CONCERT!!!! *(Makes poster)*
Person With Common Sense: Tokio Hotel? They SUCK! Their music is whiny-ass emo faggot wannabe poser shit!! *(Enjoys good music, e.g. The Who.)

by TheHippie (the real one) December 27, 2009

poser

poser are people who calls themselves a certain "clique" like punk, goth, emo, etc. just to be more "cool"

people who tries to be something they are not.

people who are hypocrite

mary: "i'm punk and i could also be a ghetto because i listen to rap."

next day, mary wore all pink and said : "never wear pink or else..."

^poser

by kat29223 June 11, 2006

poser

I love how people always this that posers have something to do with "punk" or "gothic" or "hardcore". Not all posers try to be someone in that genre, some posers try to be "gangster" or "prep" or some other ordinary steriotype, to fit in with their peers so that people don't think different of them than what that person wants them to think. It's actually a shame, that posers are ahsamed of who they are, so they have to pretend to be someone else to be satisfyed.

Kids who come home from school and take their spike bracelets off, and wipe off their eyeliner, because they think it's uncomfertable.. but, when they go to school, or go to the mall with their friends, they put all that stuff back on because that's what he/she wants his/her friends to think they dress like because that's what they dress like... they are posers.

by aMBZ_M0NEY March 31, 2007