can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella May 2, 2006

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Migget

Someone who is such a midget that, from afar, they resemble a chicken nugget.

Kid 1: "Yooo I can see Mo over by the swings"
Kid 2:" wait no, that's not a person"
Kid 1: "Nahh it's him--he's just a miget"

Kid 1: "Yoooo. Can I get a 5 piece chicken nugget meal?"
McDonald's Employee: "You mean a 5 piece migget?"
Kid 1: "ye, my bad. Them miggets short as hell"
McDonald's Employee: "You with the shiz?"
Kid 1: "Nahhh imma dog walk your ass"

by Don't report April 11, 2019

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midgetocracy

a state of government in which all executive, legislative, and judicial positions are awarded to midgets.
all public officials defer to the state demi-god danny devito.

the midgetocracy of north korea.

by Phil Trum July 22, 2007

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Midgets Gone Wild

A congregation of young girls and typical prostitots dressed like skanks and grinding all over the nearest moving male. Examples include middle school dances and underage clubs as well as bar and batmitvahs

did you see those prostitots dancing in those 4 each heels?

yeah, talk about Midgets Gone Wild

by amindformelodrama August 2, 2008

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