Gomez-ing

When you smoke pot and fart at the same time. While having bangs and eating copious amounts of spaghetti.

I was smoking pot and farting and eating spaghetti so hard the other day--I was Gomez-ing so hard!

by incus_ November 4, 2010

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crisco gnome

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess.

2. Also used as a term to define rather short, angry and frightening obese peoples.

"That midget is quite the crisco gnome..."

by zBs September 8, 2005

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Juan Gomez

A famous radio personality that rants and raves about how bad Republicans are. He is most known for his opinions on American government. Suffice to say he, like most other Democrats of his stature, lacks common human decency and morals. His relentless attacks on the GOP is like a combination of CNN and MTV. This is probably a good indicator of what's wrong with him.

Juan Gomez: I'd like to point out that the economy is always better with a Democrat in office.
Caller: Well, it's pretty easy to maintain a good economy after the Republican president before hand fixed what the last Liberal did to it. I mean look at everything Clinton didn't do for the US. Kind of gave President Bush a lot of ground to make up.
Juan Gomez: But look at oil prices! He's using the money to sponsor KKK meetings!
Caller: But...Bush doesn't have anything at all to do with oil prices. And where'd you get the KKK from?
Juan Gomez: Shutupyou'restupid!

by someone bothered by ignorance August 1, 2008

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