Gomez-ing

When you smoke pot and fart at the same time. While having bangs and eating copious amounts of spaghetti.

I was smoking pot and farting and eating spaghetti so hard the other day--I was Gomez-ing so hard!

by incus_ November 4, 2010

selena gomezing

When I boy/girl ejaculates when seeing a picture of selena Gomez

Jimmy was scrolling through pictures when he started Selena gomezing after he saw a picture of Selena Gomez.

by TeeNick November 3, 2013

gomezing

When you have no other choice but to be a jerk to someone.

Why was your dad gomezing me so bad yesterday?

by b3rz3rk3r September 29, 2018

Gomezing

(n.) (nominalization of v. "to gomez): Nasal-anal sex (or anal-nasal sex, if you prefer)

Judging by that young man's funny walk and Dean's swollen nose, I believe those two have been gomezing

That man has a nose built for gomezing

(fig., v. form) That student was totally gomezed by the test, administrator, etc.

by anewparkvictim October 27, 2008

Gomezing it up

Refers to the act of being lazy to an extreme degree. Also can refer to the act of "bleeding the clock" watching anime on your computer with both headphones in while your other co-workers have left for the day, thus accumulating extra pay for not doing any work. The phrase can be usedas a general statement of taking a break as well as having a lazy day

I'm gomezing it up today, i don't feel like doing anything!

I'll see you guys tomorrow, i'll be right behind you. *Stays clocked in and goes to sit down for hours, finally leaving 3 hours later* What a hard day of work

by Jason MaxweII January 27, 2026