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Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.
Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian
by That24vdude June 7, 2022
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Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.
Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022
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Swiss bank account

Da "hush-hush" refrigerated-storage locale where ya stash yer undeclared wheels and/or wedges of tasty porous cheese so dat da greedy IRS "mice" won't "nibble" on it. You just always hope dat nobody "rats you out".
Mice who are expert at surreptitiously removing da bait from traps without getting "caught" could likely accumulate a fairly-sizable "Swiss bank account" if (A) there are a number of baited traps around his locale, and (2) if da humans who set da traps keep re-baiting them whenever they see dat da previous cheese-block is gone.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
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Delete_your_account

A somewhat popular user on the site called imgflip. Formerly named "Le_epic_doggo" and is one of the biggest trolls on that site. He is known for ratio'ing other people and trolling.
Person 1: Hey how's imgflip?
Person 2: Horrible, someone named Delete_your_account bullied me to deletion.
by Delted May 21, 2023
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nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.
“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account
by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023
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2023 honda accord

used as an insult
by 2023 honda accord November 3, 2023
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
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