pseudocousin

Your parent's best friend's kid that you are very close with and consider family.

Guy 1: I was hangin' with my cousin last night... well, my dad's friends' kid.

Guy 2: Oh, your pseudocousin?

by TheStig1214 July 10, 2012

pseudocool

Pseudocool -

the act of being socially divergent by choice of action, words, or deeds.
the choice of disavowing social norming or norms in favor of personal choice, expression, and freedoms.

When it comes to politics, I am pseudocool.
Today, I did the pseudocool thing by choosing to wear non-matching clothes

by PseudoCool September 25, 2013

pseudonoob

Somebody who pretends to be useless to avoid responsibility.

- I only give off the impression I'm a noob so people don't ask me to do stuff.
- Pseudonoob

by mtrench May 5, 2014

pseudoskillz

Skills that don't pay the bills. Fake skills

"Lemme show you some magic tricks. I'll read ya mind girl"
"haa, the nig tryna cake with his pseudoskillz"

by blary August 8, 2014

Pseudopede

a mature person who accepts minors to hang out with them out of sympathy/empathy about wanting to make it with elders. because anarchy.

Chatter: 40 m usa
Chatter: asl
Chatter B: 13 m usa
Chatter: *doesn't sign out as minors would normally expect and continues for booty*
Chatter B: thanks pseudopede at least you understand :)

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

pseudoskank

A female of nefarious nature that preys on the naive camouflaged as a person of quality

She was the woman of my dreams, but it reality she turned out to be a pseudoskank.

by Badd Panda May 19, 2016

pseudolism

n. The crap that passes for journalism, but is comprised mostly of opinion and unchecked facts. Most often seen on web news sites you've never heard of, but originating on 24 hour cable news networks.

I was ashamed to find that the story I was reading about the twin evils of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home was nothing more than unsubstantiated pseudolism.

by sandbot 2000 April 21, 2016