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Rain Locker 

Rain Locker a woman's vagina.
I pounded her her rain locker for hours, afterwards my entire bed was soaked all the way through.
Rain Locker by NateBlank July 14, 2018

the hurt locker 

the oscar winning best picture of 2009/10, a fantastic juxtaposition of cinematic genious/drivel based on a true story by someone who will have no social/political relevance to anyone anywhere globally in about 5 minutes. An artistic picture about the horrors and beauty of *something/whatever*, I didn't actually bother since I have no interest in Iraq/war.
and the hurt locker wins over avatar best picture of the year and that's why I don't care for the oscars enough to watch them. And superbad wins best comedy. Oh Jesus! Do not care, busy; rolling a joint now.

licked a bum's ass 

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.
Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.
licked a bum's ass by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

Chocolate Locker 

An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)
Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.
Chocolate Locker by 1567854673 September 10, 2010

Shit Locker 

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.
Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!
Shit Locker by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

The cat licked the pies 

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."
"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"