Zigadawg's definitions

Lockdown

A time where the whole world stayed indoors in the midst of an outbreak of a terrible virus. Many people had “glowups” and aimed to follow chloe ting workouts.

Person 1: damn this class feels like lockdown

Person2: hmmm it’s a total bore

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.

Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

Boris Johnson

Full blown tori, currently botching up the country as all prime ministers tend to. He’s got a mop as a haircut and is basically trumps twin. They are like tweedle Dee and tweedle dum.

person 1: look he’s making a right Boris Johnson out of that barbecue

Person2: I know everything’s burning to ashes

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020

TikTok

An app that steals good songs and turns them into something you dread to hear

Person 1: Tiktok’s at it again
Person 2: oh no they haven’t found “sweet caroline” have they?!
Person 1: yep
Person 2: for gods sake

by Zigadawg May 4, 2020