effen

the politically correct way of using the f word.

That movie was effen long!

by flicky23 September 22, 2005

Efforting

A made-up word used by TV news producers or assignment editors who should be mouth-punched; often used by people who think it's a more eloquent way of admitting fail.

"Lindsay Lohan mugshots? Oh, yeah, I'm, uh, efforting them now."

"Efforting? Only the paste-eaters in the TV department use that retardese."

by Elemenopio August 4, 2012

Paramore effect

When a girl is in a band of all boys it automatically makes her the hottest in the band.

My friend Janey turned down all the female auditions cause she wants the Paramore effect.

by curtisnrose January 7, 2009

Breast-iolis Effect

The direction a girls boobs move while having missionary style sex, based on what hemisphere you are in.

It was so wierd, on our trip to Austrailia, her boobed spun couter clockwise. Must be the Breast-iolis Effect.

by SmoothieKing June 13, 2005

The Smalley effect

When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.

David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.

by mmillennial February 25, 2018

FEMA effect

The FEMA effect refers to the all-too-predictable incompetence that emerges when the federal government machinery gets into the process.

The ineptitude in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was in part a manifestation of the FEMA effect. They probably think that you French-kiss someone on the elbow.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 20, 2006

stormtrooper effect

In movies and film, the tendency of the hero's shots to hit more, and the enemy's to hit less. Summarized as:

1. The more outnumbered the heroes are, the more the enemies will miss.
2. The more impossible and desperate the shot, the more likely it will hit.

The stormtrooper effect in action:

Watch Star Wars IV: A New Hope. The stormtroopers really can't hit the broad side of a barn, can they?

Gimli in Lord of the Rings III: Return of the King:
"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

by iflipti September 1, 2006