Dodger Hot Pocket

When your team goes to the World Series but the other team shits in your vagina.

That was a dodger hot pocket if I have ever seen one.

by Michael Chaney March 28, 2019

Dadge

Dadge: (n) a dad joke

/daj/

In a sentence
1. You guys got time for me to run a couple dadges by you?
2. Hey brother, you have two kids, what’s your favorite dadge?

Example
1. What did the buffalo say to his son? Bison!

Both
1. I had a good sheriff Dadge but I lost it..... it was probably because I didn’t shoot the deputy.

by OhGeeP January 21, 2020

didger

A person so idiotic that they are the the four principles of stupitity.

Dang bro he a didger

they a didger bro

by Wall Inspector June 10, 2020

dodge baby

similar to being “weezered” it’s when you see an image of a
creepy baby and you get “dodge babies”

you just got “dodge baby” 😂

by mackadoo420 June 25, 2021

Dude

A gender-neutral term for your friends!

"I'm a Dude, He's a Dude, She's a Dude, We are alllll Dudes"

by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021

dodge tree trunk

Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.

That guy there has a dodge tree trunk

by Dodge tree trunk October 16, 2021

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021