happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'

Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack

by H. Tertavonju May 4, 2017

Shahzad Attack

the shahzad attack is a attack in chess made my the great Muhammad Shahzad. This move is really awesome and really powerful.

“No way he used the shahzad attack on me”

by Chefj202 December 14, 2022

ibs attack

The polite way to say somebody has shit themselves

Oh did you hear about poor mrs #### she had an Ibs attack at the bingo

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 23, 2022

Snek attack

A Trojan Condom

I found a box of Snek attacks in the garbage behind my brother’s dorm

by Gosh darn it what isn’t taken October 19, 2018

Fandom Attack

A sudden urge to represent or express your fandom.

I knew she was having a fandom attack when she suddenly decided to cut her hair like the lead in her favorite fandom.

by ZombieKat1012 July 7, 2016

FWS Attack

The Finger Warmth Stealth Attack is one of ingenious cunning and skill. In layman's terms, a single finger of the unsuspecting victim is inserted into ones own anus without them noticing. The result upon realisation is not one of disgust, but of pure awe and respect for the immense skill and aptitude required to pull off such an attack...

Ninja: ..yep....yep... nearly... yes!
Victim: (suddenly realising) What the... how the.... thats......
Ninja: Thats the FWS Attack, my friend, and I know; You're impressed
Victom/Big fan: My God!! That is impressive!! The ingenious cunning and skill to pull off such a awe inspiring move without my noticing.... How!!?
Ninja: Training. And time.... You can take it out now my friend; this lesson, is over.
Big fan: Wow, thanks Blatant Ninja, you're the best!!
Ninja: Yeah bitch.

by Funk Master Slam May 5, 2010

Mac Attack

When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.

Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022