lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

lazy little bitch syndrome by whiskeyish February 22, 2010

Silent Hill Syndrome 

Silent Hill Syndrome (abbreviated SHS) is a rare but serious disease, most commonly caused by prolonged exposure to the game, Silent Hill 2. (hence the name)

Symptoms include but are not limited to insomnia, night terrors, hallucinations of hearing sirens, extreme fear of hearing said sirens, loss of bladder control after sirens are done, and in the worst cases, hallucinations of seeing Pyramid Head standing over your bed.

SHS is a very dangerous disease, but can easily be counteracted by suicide.

After finishing Silent Hill 2 last night, a firetruck passed by my house. I spent the whole night wide crying and smelling of urine.

Diagnosis? Silent Hill Syndrome.

Cure? Handgun.

Silent Hill Syndrome by Hollywise23 July 7, 2010

Driscoll Syndrome

n., a severe, chronic disorder caused by the atrophy of the 'giveashit' gland in the brain. Often characterized by daydreams and hallucinations of military coups and Marxism during potentially important events in one's life. Usually brought on during bullshit English classes when a five page paper is due, which results in sudden amnesia, often forgetting to do the assignment. However effects of this disease are limited and result in getting 'A' in the class.

That kid is humming the Soviet National Anthem and looking up Robespierre on Wikipedia when he should be studying, I am pretty sure he has Driscoll Syndrome.

Driscoll Syndrome by Hard as Tits February 13, 2009

AE syndrome

AE-syndrome, commonly known as After Effects Syndrome or Transoftware-conversion, is when an editor changes to the editing software Adobe After Effects and gets infected. They get so obsessed with the program that they change their total style, and often for the worse. From there they get washed.

Some editor: Yo Lytra, did you hear about some editor falling victim to AE syndrome?

Lytra: Yeah bruh, its pretty sad, and hes gone so far he's trying to recover by hailing Satan? I think his name was Shard or something. Crazy stuff in this world, am i right?

Some editor: Yeah, I miss the old Shard that cloned qlwlp edits at the time. I want him back instead of this AE syndrome infected editing style.

AE syndrome by qlwlp January 10, 2022

bitch nigga syndrome 

When someone is being a real bitch nigga

Tyler is being a real bitch nigga. He must have bitch nigga syndrome

bitch nigga syndrome by Thicc Nigga Jeb July 28, 2018

moebius syndrome

A rare disorder caused when cranial nerves are absent or not fully developed. The symptoms of the disorder includes the lack of facial expression, absence of lateral eye movement, speech difficulties, hearing problems, feeding and swallowing problems, and physical problems in other parts of the body. People with this disorder cannot smile, frown, or blink, thus remaining expressionless as if wearing a mask.

Parents of a child born with Moebius syndrome may see that the child’s face does not move when he or she cries.

moebius syndrome by Isilli December 12, 2008

fretchy syndrome 

(noun) The after-effect when one plays Guitar Hero for a prolonged period of time, the result of which is that for a few minutes after playing stops, everything seen appears to strech vertically outward. This is most likely caused by long hours staring at the fret board onscreen needed to see which notes to play.

After Trogdor-Cat and Bob pulled an all-nighter playing Guitar Hero II against each other, they both experienced severe attacks of fretchy syndrome.

fretchy syndrome by meowfox of doom April 11, 2007