Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.

Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.

by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021

Simon

simon has a huge dick. He is poggers

Check that guy out. Hes poggers

Yeah its simon.

by yourmomuwu June 22, 2021

Simon

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse

he simoned the marshmellow

by asdgfga June 22, 2021

Simon

Do what this cunt says, or else...

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...

by Mpdub May 28, 2021

Simon

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.

Good person Simon

by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021