quail muffin

someone with boob acne

guy 1: eww gross whos that she has bob acne
guy 2:oh thats ashley shes a quail muffin
guy 1: ew get her away!

by bahahhahah123 September 25, 2011

suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"

Hey look there its suicidal muffin!

by Jotbot June 11, 2018

sourdough cunt muffin

much like a cunt muffin but even worse. sourdough muffins would be very gross, especially if it was in a sweet muffin form.

"Damn that bitch is such a sourdough cunt muffin,for sexting my friend"
"Yeah cause she is an ugly mother fucker"

by National Socialist Party May 16, 2009

Sex Muffin

Noun:
1. A name for a sexually stimulating person.

2. The name of a muffin if eaten immediately before, after or during sex. This muffin is usually shared at the breakfast table or in bed after or during a long night of fornication.

Examples:
1. We shared a sex muffin after 5 hours of playing "find the teacup".

2. That girl, is a total sex muffin.

3. Justin had gone to the supermarket to purchase "sex muffins" for his date that evening.

4. Janet Reno, though very attractive, would not be considered a "sex muffin".

by Colombianomania September 30, 2005

muffin

1. a soft, moist, delicious, breakfast (or snack); the best food in the world, not to be confused with "english muffin"

2. Heavenly food

1. "Hey, Tony! Get me a blueberry muffin!"
2. "I will get a muffin one day."

by Urban Dictionary February 9, 2005

muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.

You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.

by Tanbor November 18, 2005

Muffin Time

Special attention given to a women's vaginal region, specifically oral stimulation.

Woman: "I want muffin time!"

Man: "Yes, dear."

by Fatmanscoop crank da lamb August 12, 2009