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Second Mile 

When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.
That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).
Second Mile by Sleezy Johnny November 15, 2011

gallons per mile 

unit for measuring gas mileage for a hummer
My H7 gets 3 gallons per mile.

milestone 

project goal ( programmers in washington state make milestone )
Mr softie says, " you core hog hogs make ur milestone this week "?? Yo dude we have been pushing inchie peebles.
milestone by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

milestoned 

When you witness something groundbreaking when you are stoned.
California was milestoned when Proposition 19 passed.
milestoned by Mr. Cannabis November 2, 2010

Mile Wide Club 

Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.

Eric: Man, if Ben bangs that cow, Lois, I bet he can get into the Mile Wide club ... her ass has to be at least 30 inches across !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !
Mile Wide Club by imabadbird March 24, 2008

mile-high club 

the hypothetical association of people who have done the sex act in an airplane while it was a mile or more in the air.
They got caught trying to join the mile-high club.