blowing my load

A guy reaches the climax of sex squirting out cum.

I was blowing my load on Jenna last night.

by A-town 4 life January 13, 2009

fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast

Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast

by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011

shit load

The ammount of perfect solutions Brandon has sold in a week!

Holy shit! Brandon has sold a shit load of perfect solutions this week,resulting in him getting an ass load of money.

by Bra Strap March 2, 2009

Grinch-sized load

A large pile of random things, usually in the bed of beater truck, tied down so poorly & arranged so precariously that you're sure that, while driving behind it, something will fall off, crack your windshield or cause major damage to your vehicle.
Any truck so full of junk & miscellaneous items that when pass them,you expect to see the Grinch at the wheel & his dog Max running in front to keep the whole thing going.

Lynne: Look at that truck with the swing set, 3 bikes, sheet rock, a fridge, mattresses held down by a twist tie!
Dalton: What were they thinking, hauling such a Grinch-sized load!

by Mama goose January 6, 2014

loading the cannon

To place crack cocaine in a crack pipe for smoking

Yo, don't be loading the cannon in my car! Wait until you get home.

by A-Town Social Experiment May 24, 2008

alco-load

excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)

the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!

alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

loaded bagel

(n) an anus filled with blood semen and shit

last night i had such a loaded bagel

by MR MAGOOGOO November 15, 2010