cock block

yar someone that messages other people's bf and says it was by accident

yar is cock block

by sixty nine February 14, 2025

cockblochio

An italian cockblocker

watchout here comes cockblochio

by yeahyeahLV426 March 21, 2025

Cock Block Lock

When you forcefully put a chastidy beld on someone and you throws away the key.

My homeboy was acting weird so I had to Cock Block Lock him real quick to humble him and bring him back to earth, after I was chadfisting him on some nonchalant type shit, On Diddy's Good Name.

by Chestermaxerthe67th February 24, 2026

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Vehicular cock block

When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.

Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.

by darkestbeforedawn June 13, 2015

DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017