Covid squirt 

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.

Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.

Covid squirt by Butter Mike June 1, 2020

Covid-19 

A vacation wich people dont want, and kills.

Fuck Covid-19 said by the middle aged brick throwing man

Covid-19 by Hanz be like June 5, 2020

Covid Hoarder 

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

Covid Hoarder by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

COVID-Cute 

A person who is generally unappealing during "normal" circumstances who is more attractive due to lack of human interaction (SEE: VISITING-YOUR-PARENTS CUTE; AIRPORT CUTE)

"I just went for a walk and saw this hunky guy; he's COVID-Cute 7, so like a New York 3."

COVID-Cute by mrsmithgoes June 11, 2020

Covid Lifteasy 

An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.

We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy

Covid Lifteasy by Danc818 June 15, 2020

Covid Rich

The day you receive your quarantine check from the government.

Dude let's have a party tonight I am Covid Rich. I aint gonna pay my rent but we can drink a lot booze and smoke a lot of tree with the money Uncle Sam sent me today.

Covid Rich by Rough writer June 17, 2020

COVID menu 

A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.

Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."

COVID menu by John30041 June 20, 2020