dreamer's block

when you can never dream in your sleep, even if you tried, or if you did dream you cannot remember or comprehend dreaming it.

tom:I had the strangest dream last night about whatshisface and blah blah...

sarah: I had a dream about pirates doing this and that and yakityyak...

bob: '_' *indifferent*

tom: What did you dream about, bob?

bob: oh idk i dnt rlly wnt 2 share.. (damn dreamer's block)

by mrBATES July 4, 2010

walk block

When you're walking along and unable to pass the people in front of you who are walking slowly, occupying the entire width of the walking space, and oblivious to the fact that you want to pass, usually because they are inconsiderate morons engaged in mindless discussion.

Coming back from lunch today I was walk blocked by these two fagtards talking about football.

by Mudbone October 7, 2008

Cock-Up Blocker

(n) 1. Software installed on one's hard drive to prevent various interweb cock ups. 2. What livejournal should have installed on their servers to prevent Strikethrough 2007.

Livejournal: I'm in ur journals bahleetin ur pr0n.
Livejournal users: O NOES U GOT THE WRONG PR0N. GIVE IT BACK.
Livejournal: O HAY. Our bad. Will install Cock-Up Blocker ASAP.

by faire_weather June 22, 2007

Blackanese

Chris Tucker

Damn, Chris tucker is blackanese, who would've known?!

by Zhang Fei April 25, 2010

cock block

to keep a brother from getting laid with your pressence

johns little brother cock blocked him by not leaving the room.

by M&M October 23, 2003

been around the block

a person who has had sexual intercourse numerous times before

Jill sure has been around the block

by Yows May 13, 2004

Peacock Block

To run in a room with a bag of Doritos yelling something loud. This causes the guy to leave and the girls to stay with the "peacock blocker."

Madison: "What happened with you, Megan, and Victoria last night?"

Tate: "Nothing at all, Brad ran in and peacock blocked me, so I ended up sleeping on the couch."

by Jerimay Hoohoo July 2, 2010