cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021

soppy toppy

when a chick named sophie gives you head

Man 1: this chick same over last night and gave me that good soppy toppy
Man 2: was her name sophie
Man 1: hell yeah it was

by rupertthethird August 28, 2021

sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass

She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.

by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

Slopping on mass amounts of lipgloss until its dripping down your lips.

Mom! Sloppy toppy is a style now! I mean, I pull this sloppy toppy nice, even Brad thinks so!

by LovelyQueenie October 2, 2021

Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"

Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.

by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021

Sloppy Toppy Exchange

When two individuals take turns pleasing each other with oral sex

Damn bro that sloppy toppy exchange was wild last night she had me thinking about unsneaking our link

by Duckum January 18, 2022