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prison bed

Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.

My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
by SweetpeaDenise December 10, 2016
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Prison fit

When someone is fit, but also looks like they're in prison.

Often sporting the skinhead, tattoo and tracksuit look
Isn't that guy from prison break fit?

Yeah, but like prison fit
by Berelaj January 16, 2017
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Prison Collision

A slang term for anal rape which is widely related to non-consensual sex by male prison inmates.
Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".
by Nontipical April 21, 2017
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Prisonomics

The systematic reductionism of an intact economy that runs on a Marxist pseudo conformity that relates, is sustained and preys upon the plight of the proletariat fundamentally rigged on a based commissary system
"Hey man, we can employ prisonomics to help each other -- I was able to cheek my prescription narcotics, I am willing to trade my Soma muscle relaxers that typically sell for 5 each, for a singular pack of ramen noodles"
by brefunds June 9, 2017
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prison nuggets

When you have the link in the pen for

Micky D's but they have been shoved down multiple men's pants in order to get to your cell, hence the term (prison nuggets)
Yo you wanna spit some prison nuggets my dowg
by Allthewayup October 15, 2017
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prison

this is where all the niggas are put
"im not going back to prison, man!"
by blackposeidon November 9, 2017
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prison

verb. to be fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass
originating from the my chemical romance song "you know what they do to guys like us in prison," which was, coincidentally, about getting fucked in the ass.
me: yo no homo and i dont have a dick but i would totally prison gerard
by silentinletrees November 29, 2017
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