Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked

Found Unrepairable Considered Knackered Even Dangerous

That is Fucked!

by Tard2 October 31, 2018

Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Flicked me off

To not only flip someone off, but also to shoo them away by doing a flicking motion with your middle finger.

"I kissed Jason's girlfriend in Spin The Bottle, but he didn't think it was so funny. It flicked me off until I eventually just left the party."

by Sharky Sarah Shark April 1, 2019

Fucked ass up

The next level beyond being fucked up.

I don’t know how I woke up naked in my ex girlfriends bed, I must have been fucked ass up.

by RockyTop931 October 16, 2019

Fucked the Cat

Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up

Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one

by KolbyBryan November 27, 2019

fucked up love

It's when you have had a rough life and everyone you have ever loved turned against you or left you. Once this happens its hard for someone to gain your love, trust. But then you find the perfect guy. You become close with them and begin to trust them. They trust you back. You start to truly love them but they don't love you like that. They see you as a sister. You continue to talk to them even though they don't realize how much you need them. And then they come to you with advice on how they get there perfect girl who they connect with. And you help them get them even though your the one who would be perfect. You eventually become a third wheel and sit in pain everyday because he is dating someone else and you just love him. The thing is you can't tell him because you don't want to mess up what you and him have with is friendship.

girl one:DAMN did you see Alison and him they would have been so cute.

girl two: yeah but he likes someone else, but Alison is in love with him
Alison: i wish he loved me back
girl one: this is fucked up love

by Alison.A December 21, 2019