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steamy creamy flagpole

sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
"Dude that chick was a total freak, she let me do the steamy creamy flagpole."
by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008
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Creamy enema

Like and enema of water, but not quite cream.
To have your batty filled with sperm.
It's what you get if you hang around in public toilets looking for the dropped soap.
Delroy had a creamy enema last night - it was administered by Alvin.
by Sammyt December 27, 2005
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Matt the creator of Bob

Definition of Matt the creator of Bob;
Canadian, grouchy at times, hard to predict yet an easy book to read. Matt created Bob the purple goat 1 through 45, I believe and still has a good creative mind when he wants to.
Though he is clever, someone you wish to talk to many times a week just to hear what he thinks, the Matt often tends to be extremely stubborn and/or grumpy. The nice side of Matt, rarely seen by any, consist of boastful flattery, kind like comforting and a few other things that I have not yet found out about.
The bad side, often seen by all, can be rude, hurtful and brutually honest to a bone cutting pain. He often puts this up for people who are 'dumb' in his opinion and Matt finds it hard to like anyone.

Warning:
Though you sometimes wish to tell this Matt, creator of Bob, I warn you not to. It will either blow up in your face, cause Matt to ignore you in loathing, self loathing or awkward silences.

But don't be fooled. Matt still needs his affection. He still needs to be hugged. He still needs to know when people love him.
"Hi, Matt the creator of Bob!"
"Go away."
"=D I <3 you, Matt!"
". . .I <3 you too. Now go away."
by Secreto Ness July 16, 2008
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Creamy

A term of praise. To be jizzariffic. Of similar definition to cool or 1337.
Oh.. Creamy!! That is so the shiznid!
Hmmm, she looks so Creamy.
by Vulpine April 10, 2003
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Creatical

Owner of the greatest writing and rapping skills; Creator of the greatest freestyles, audio tracks, cyphers, and of course, text verses.
"Creatical can serve everyone"
by Anonymous March 6, 2003
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creative financing

A skill used by low income folks to get stuff the need. Used especially by darkies.
person 1:Yo man where'd you get the money for these chicken wings?
person 2: I used creative financing. I dug in the sofa.
by you wish June 14, 2004
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Creamy Nasal

This is when a women is giving a man a blow job, he takes his dick out of her mouth, to get off on her face and his cum goes up her nose.
Creamy Nasal leaves you smelling cum for rest of the day!!!
by Big Willie & Special K September 25, 2008
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