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fruit basket

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.
My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.
by condoms.com July 30, 2003
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basking ridge

a town going indefinitely emo. Many guys wear the tightest pants ensuring they 1)will not be able to feel their wangs after being in such a tight pouch for the day 2) will never be able to reproduce because they became sterile before hitting 18. Also there are no true preps. They are usually a bunch of the sluttiest bitches ever seen on the face of the earth. Such as... ao. ev. df. etc. Many of these basking ridge kids learn to get high using alcohol, and marijuana before they are five feet tall. Being skinny is a goal, but there are only so many that are priveliged enough to be so. The others are giant blimps such as kp. and jd. wow... Most have so much money and the schools serve so much crap that they just shove whatevers placed before them in their mouth. What can I say? B-ridge kids weren't raised to be smart. Now the teachers are trying to shield the kids from so many horrors of the world such as "sex" GASP. What they don't know is kids here have learned to play bump and grind even before 5th grade. However there are a few more... valuable minds of Basking Ridge. They are going to be bernardsville's future bosses, so don't bitch and we won't fire you. These you can find usually in the more advanced classes, but even then many of them succumb to the peer pressure by high school and start drinking, smoking and in other words loosing the brain cells they have. But still... WE STILL FUCKING PARTY HARDER THEN ANY OF YOU!! plus with our wealth we have more to spend on motherfucking parties, and our bar/bat mitzvah's are the shiz!! don't hate because we richer then you.
ew. basking ridge??
don't hate, we just better then you bitches
by boberett April 25, 2006
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Baskin Robbin

To hook up constantly but never get into a real relationship with the person. To just "sample" different girls/guys.
"Derrek just wants to Baskin Robbin it for the next couple months, he doesn't want to get into a meaningful relationship."
by Eric Eulau April 5, 2007
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Baskcomb

a useless knob,someone who really doesnt have any idea.
god that kevin,what a baskcomb.he was kissing a ladyboy in the club lastnight!
by quiet john August 2, 2007
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Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The Phat 5 have a combined 27 National titles and, 68 Final Four appearances.All of the Phat 5 programs have 70+ touranament wins. They are the only 5 to do so ( Kentucky-98 ), ( UNC-88 ), ( UCLA-85 ), ( Duke-81 ), ( Kansas-73 ).Indiana is the closest program with 58. The Phat 5 have 5 of the 6 best All-Time winning%.( 1 ) Kentucky, ( 2 ) N.Carolina, ( 3 )UNLV, ( 4 )Kansas, ( 5 ) Duke, ( 6 ) UCLA. UNLV started play in 1959, 39 years after UCLA ( 1920 ) the last Phat 5 to start playing basketball. The Phat 5 have the top 4 programs in All-Time wins ( 1 )Kentucky, ( 2 )N.Carolina, ( 3 )Kansas, and ( 4 ) Duke. UCLA is ( 11th ) All-Time.
The NCAA has had 67 National Champions and the Phat 5 have a combined 68. This means there is almost a guarrantee that one of the Phat 5 will make the Final Four every year. Now that's Dunkadelic.
by Derrick E. Vaughan April 7, 2005
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basket of deplorables

Hillary Clinton's term for Trump's supporters, claiming they are all racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic and many other words for bigotry turned into meaningless buzzwords by the left. While this made her radical followers very happy (because they believe it) and her other followers happy as well (because they believed it would hurt Trump), it actually backfired on her. Turns out calling half of the country bigoted does not bode well when you are running for president and claiming you will unite the country.
The infamous "basket of deplorables" speech definitely factors into why Clinton lost the 2016 election.
by spootyhead January 5, 2017
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basket weaving

When a slut bag uses both her hands in an up and down spiral motion to jerk off the PENIS
I will basket weave your ardavrk until the foreskin falls off.
by Balzar May 10, 2005
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