jo scully

Most beautiful in the room in the whole wide room

That girl is a Jo scully

by Bodily February 18, 2017

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Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017

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Savage Skull

Savage skull is a program that turns gay men into gay pornstars. It consists of forming a jizzcicle out of cum and eating it, in some cases the Bloody Dragon is performed to add flair to the concoction. After that they are inducted into the world of gay porn and can perform all of the buggery their heart’s desire.

Mike-“Did you hear that jake is going through Savage Skull?!”
Ethan-“Yeah he is at the top of his class, with him being the only one to attempt a Bloody Dragon during the program.”

by TheManThing November 6, 2017

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soft skulled

Somebody who wants to be intellectually valid in a conversation but has a heavy bias which prevents them from seeing the bigger picture of a topic. This makes them unable to prove valid points, hardly ever making any sense in a political or philosophical debate.

"There was a soft skulled libertarian the other day trying to tell me if there was no taxes McDonald's would fix the potholes in front of their restaurant.

by Yonell November 18, 2017

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