The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.
If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!
by QuacksO June 14, 2018
by lolokitsme July 17, 2022
a hypocrite who claims to be a good, diligent Christian and goes to church and sometimes even gets involved every Sunday, but doesn't give a damn and is the polar opposite during the rest of the week, only to return the following Sunday so they can just put this "mask" back on again.
PHONE CONVERSATION
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
Jessica: I went to a Marilyn Manson concert and got wasted last night. It was AWESOME!
Trent: *obvious sarcasm* Whatever. You coming to church this Sunday?
Jessica: Fuck yeah, time to take off the horns and put on my halo. ;)
Trent: Haha, Jess, you are such a Sunday Jack. Catch you on Sunday. *hangs up phone* Oh no...Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend. :/
by Error911 December 26, 2011
by Gungle June 17, 2023
You are in your bed, it’s the last day of vacation before you go back to school... when you suddenly remember that you didn’t do your homework and you’re fucking screwed. That heart attack is the « holly shit Sunday night ». As you panick, you try to think about when and where you could, in less than one morning, finish all the homework that was given to you for the holidays.
by Xx_LandoCalrissian_xX January 02, 2018
Sunday is the day for Going to the #Gym getting a #Tan, #Fucking or being #Fucked, and finally doing your weekly load ;) of #Laundry
by #JazzieJen August 14, 2016
by satu_rrn May 11, 2022