slap of the old relic

Irish expression, to engage in sexual intercourse involving a penis
Often used in the context of a reluctant female, cold to amorous advances. A priggish person who could use a slap of the aforementioned object to lighten them up
The old relic is often rendered as the "ould relic"

"Shes kind of stuck up"
"ah nothing that a slap of the old relic wouldnt cure"

by yatenga December 15, 2011

Slap shot

When after passing gas you slap it towards the opponent AKA friend/family member and say slap shot when they get a whiff of it!

I slap shotted my girlfriend while sitting on the couch during a movie

by Binx75 November 22, 2014

Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles

Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!

by yungcart September 21, 2017

slap your flaps

female masturbation

Hey mom, last night I slapped my flaps!
Mom? Do you slap your flaps?

by Frankie Friction January 24, 2018

Slap ass month

In the whole month of November u get a free slap on any girls or guys ass. Big or small you can slap/grab it.

"I just slapped Shannon's ass, its national slap ass month."

by Ehedhxuduehx October 8, 2019

Slap Dick December

December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.

Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”

by Dicksucker96 October 18, 2019

Slap arse month is back

Slap a girls arse boys slap arse month is back sorry girls 😂

Slap arse month is back sorry to all the girls

by Daddy is home xoxoxo November 2, 2019