Retail Guilt

What you feel when you watch a documentary about climate change and remember all the crap you just ordered online.

"Wow, this episode of Patriot Act is really disturbing. I had no idea fast fashion was creating so much waste. Hey, are you okay? You look like you're going to throw up."

"Yeah... just thinking about the 10 shirts I don't need that'll be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow and having some serious retail guilt. I'm an asshole."

by Little Walnut December 3, 2019

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retar

A specimen of the human species (they may bite)

Omg Leo you sutch a fat retar

by Moist man kylan February 15, 2020

Retard

Jacob satterfield

Jacob is a fucking retard!

by Penguinbenadryll March 8, 2020

Retard

A person that is dumb and stupid and doesn’t have a clue of anything

Dude Michel is such a retard

by Destroyer 1111 March 10, 2020

Retard

Feminist

Is that a feminist? What a retard.

by Sandy Lord March 11, 2020

Retard

Anyone named Dillion

Person 1:Fuck that kid is a retard.
Person 2:Well his name is Dillion

by luke_luke May 5, 2020