human beachball

A person who is so fat you can imagine people using him as a beachball

Eric: Did you see Richard in gym?
Rithik: That human beachball couldn't even stand up

by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015

Human Resource Manager

Generally a woman named Melinda or Judy that is single in her 40s (occasionally divorced in her late 50s), that wears a navy suit while researching and communicating health benefits. Other useless tasks endeavored include interviewing more qualified people then they are and facilitating sexual harassment trainings to those in the verge of bringing the company down with sexual exploitations of their admins.

"Hey Bill, Judy the human resource manager just arrived from Corporate. Who is getting fired?"

by Grant Rampus July 4, 2016

My humans

Also known as my people they are my best friends and if you're reading this:
I LOVE YOU GUYS♡!!!!!!

Me:have you seens my humans
Person:tf?

by I don't even know why February 13, 2020

leave humanity behind

The all natural process of becoming a 5%er and transcending this mortal plane.

Hey bro, let's smash this Ben and Jerry's then do an 8 hour arm workout to leave humanity behind.... Shoooop dahhhh

by redditpeep210 November 20, 2020

a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.

Oh my gosh, senpai is like a perfect human!!!

by iShouldRun June 30, 2016

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.

Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.

by Avian Chaos June 18, 2008

Humanity

A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation

Man humanity sucks ass

by Amelyn January 4, 2018