A German Slotter Punch is when a guy is doing a girl missionary style, he puts his hard penis between her vaginal lips and then punches them both in the joined area. Can also be used on the anus as well. Is suppose to be very enjoyable for both parties but, if it just causes pain you are punching too hard.
Guy: Hey dude did you try that new move with your girl I told you about? The German Slotter Punch??
Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!
Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!
Friend: Yeah! I did it right beffore we both came and IT WAS AWESOME!!
Guy: Cool!! Good thing you didn't punch too hard because you can break your dick!!
by Deidrick November 25, 2011
a girl lays down on her back, as you squat over her chest you take a huge shit! when finished sit in it and rock back and forth.
by MR.22 February 22, 2010
Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's
****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's
****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
To put one's head inside a woman's vagina and scream as loud as possible until one runs out of breath and dies.
"Did you hear what happened to Kent?" "Yeah man, he had the whole world in front of him, I can't believe he went out giving that hoe the german face of death."
by The Most Glorious Ocho November 06, 2007
The sexual act of ingesting sour kraut from a woman's vagina/ off of a man's penis, while both participants wear crotchless lederhosen.
by Ukranian Swordsman February 22, 2011
A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
by cody_2012 February 14, 2008
A strange dialect of Yiddish where they say "oy" instead of "ay" (but spell it "eu"), "au" instead of "oy", and the grammar is needlessly complicated, although less so in the actual spoken language than in the written form.
In German people don't use "sich" for all persons which is very odd, although this also occurs in Williamsburg Yiddish, so I suppose it's legitimate enough.
by Catty McGee December 04, 2020