louisiana cracker smacker

The act of sprinkling hot ashes around the genital area during any sexual act while glueing crackers on your gooch.

Wow dude! The priest did a total louisiana cracker smacker to that nun!

by pussypoop14 May 2, 2010

making biscuits in the cracker factory

Rebellious or unusual. Characterized by non conformity.

"Hey, that punk kid is really making biscuits in the cracker factory."

"Wow, Rosa Parks was sure making biscuits in the cracker factory."

by Sean L. August 16, 2005

Cracker Bunny

The daughter of a white crack whore, living on the streets.

Cracker Bunny origins go back to the 1993 Movie FREEWAY featuring Reese Witherspoon in her best role ever, as the daughter of a crack whore Amanda Plumber, who goes on a Little Red Riding Hood type adventure, meeting The big bad wolf Keifer Sutherland.... She winds up in jail and the meaning of a Cracker bunny is made more clear...

AKA. KRKR BUNY, a musical Hick-Hop band from LA, with vocalist Eighty Bug (formerly of Jupiter Rising) and Jud Nester (She Looked Good On MYspace)

That Cracker Bunny's mom got thrown in jail again for hookin', and her step dad is a perve, wish someone would evict em, that family's give'n this trailer park a bad image.

by Marigold Watkins August 17, 2010

cracker lackin'

When a black man is using a public urinal and peeks over to see what the white guy next to him is working with. This is typically followed by something like a disappointed shake of the head by the black man.

When I go to the club for some cracker mackin' I like to get a little extra confidence by going into the bathroom and seeing some cracker lackin'... then I go steal the poor dude's girl.

by usmafia808 July 9, 2012

Nut cracker

A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.

It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.

by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016

cracker-whacker

a retractable police baton formerly known as "nigger beater", or "n.b.".
used in riots as means of non-lethal
elimination of targets.

boys, we got another yuppie protest on our hands... whip out the
cracker-whackers!

by SPARTAN-117 January 1, 2005

Nitrous Cracker

A Nitrous Cracker is the new name for a whipped cream dispenser that isn't used for turning fresh cream into whipped cream, but is for cracking nangs and inhaling nitrous oxide. They come in many sizes, ranging from 250ml to 1L. They are by far the safest method of use, when used along side with a balloon. The most popular brand is the ISI brand. Much cheaper and easier to get compared to dentist cylinders.

"Man, your hogging the nitrous cracker. Pass it here, I want a nang."

by quadeyquade February 18, 2010