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Wild African Rattler

The Wild African Rattlesnake, native to eastern Australia, is a ferocious snake, belonging to the Crotalinae (pit viper) family. It can be identified by its unique blue and yellow colors. Easily the most deadly of the rattle snakes, the Wild African Rattler can launch itself through the air for over 100 yards before injecting its venom into prey. In an interesting twist, The Wild African Rattler's rattle is on it's head, and its fangs are on its tail, which is the opposite of a traditional rattlesnake. The snake is blind, and finds prey with the sensors in it's tail. It's two intertwined fangs, which stiffen when stimulated (by nearby prey), carry a neurotoxin nearly 14 times stronger than that of the famous black mamba. The only known humans to survive a bite from one of these snakes are Chuck Norris and the late Steve Irwin. The primary prey of the wild African Rattler's primary prey are Kangaroos and small Aboriginal children. Virginia Opossums are immune to their venom, and are their only natural predators. They, unfortunately, live on an entirely different continents, though some Australian villages have begun to train the possums to protect them from this terrifying threat.
A solitary killer, the Wild African Rattler stalks its prey. sensing movement, it leaps some 80 yards before plunging it's fangs into a young kangaroo. The Rattler has found its meal for the day, and begins to eat.
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Bomb a small African Village

A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".
"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".

South African Par-4 

Whilst masturbating, just prior to ejaculation, you realize that the 'woman' you've been masturbating to is, in reality, a transsexual yet you continue anyway; bringing yourself to orgasm.
Adam: Last night I completed a South African Par-4!

Evan: Wow bro, congrats.

Bootleg African 

An Aboriginal American Indian who pretends they're from Africa by wearing hotep hats, ankh necklaces, and dashikis. They can easily be identified quoting Umar Johnson, Brother Plight and other known Black Power scammers.
My ex was a bootleg african, she never been to Africa yet was selling shea buttter on 125th street in Harlem.

confused african 

The confused african is when 3 or more black men are fuckin a girl and they loose trck of what hole they should put their dick in, so they accidently put their dick in another mans anus

story told by isaia a "confused african" he accidently performed this
oh no i did an confused african while gangbanging

Top African

1. A person who brings you a cup of water from the kitchen.

2. Getting the water in for the lads!
Example one

Person 1 : "Hey, I brought you a cup of water"

Person 2 : "Thanks, your a Top African!"

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Example two

Person 1 : "Be a top african and get the water in for the lads"
Top African by Resolve22 January 31, 2012

The African Turnover 

When having sex while laying on your back, and your lady sticks a black dildo in your anus unexpectedly and your roll over in anger!
I can't believe she pulled The African turnover on me last night bro!
The African Turnover by Joeswinning February 17, 2014