2 definitions by GorthBrooks

South African Par-4

Whilst masturbating, just prior to ejaculation, you realize that the 'woman' you've been masturbating to is, in reality, a transsexual yet you continue anyway; bringing yourself to orgasm.

Adam: Last night I completed a South African Par-4!

Evan: Wow bro, congrats.

by GorthBrooks June 1, 2014

Blanal

Switching vigorously between oral and anal sex to maintain the appropriate level of lubriosity.

She gave me Blanal to live room and board free! Cheers!

by GorthBrooks June 1, 2014