Jobby Jammer

What happens when one is kicked hard in the ass hole, thus jamming one's 'jobby' inside the rectal tube.

OUCH! That was right in the butt hole; thanks for the Jobby Jammer, fuck head.

by silversausage October 10, 2010

Helmet Rimming

When one, driven by resentment/hate/anger etc takes the decision to rub their penis head round the rim of target-person's drinking glass as act of revenge.

I fucking hate that bastard; when he leaves to go to the toilet, i'm Helmet rimming his fucking glass.

by silversausage October 10, 2010

Arse burp

General twist on the hackneyed noun 'fart'.

Oops, you'll have to forgive me; I just had a little arse burp.

by Silversausage October 07, 2010

Bomb a small African Village

A cryptic description for having a shit as opposed to using the crude and vulgar "i'm goin' for a shit".

"Oh Christ, I can't hold it in anymore, I have to go and bomb a small African Village".

by Silversausage October 07, 2010

Downtown for lunch

Lighter, less crude analogy meaning to give oral sex.

Before she would let me screw her, I had to go downtown for lunch.

by silversausage October 14, 2010