Edward

An English guy with an extremely attractive mother. Edward's always talk about how much they hate minorities and women. If you are a girl and an Edward likes you, you are probably fat or under the age of 15. Edwards love talking about politics and sports and will shit on you if they disagree. Also if you are poor, Edwards will probably bully you.

Patrick: I don't have enough money for dinner
Edward: You stupid poor oaf

by snoopy giacinti August 27, 2019

Edward Cullen

A character, whom many fans adore, from the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer potrayed by Robert Pattison in the film adaptation.

Edward is described as a charming, but stubborn vampire who falls in love with Bella Swan, a human from Forks, Washington.

The series is well written, but extremely overrated.

"Why the fuck is everyone so obsessed with Edward Cullen?"

by Everyone's A Critic January 11, 2009

Edward

A bitch ass nigga that’s obsessed with a girl named Ivette and also a fake friend

Edward Got a small dick

by Smd247 April 9, 2018

edward

A sexual predator who loves being taken from behind!

Can i be edward tonight?

by wilbarwrite June 15, 2011

the edward

A sexual act involving multiple guys and a gay club, the act requires 4 males they all fuck each other in the ass, and then give each other enemas and eat a whole box of ex lax at once this results in a uncontrollable bowel movement in which all 4 partners shit uncontrollably on each other.

i went up to the twist the other night, and i seen 4 dudes doing "the edward" shit was nasty!

by the boss e May 28, 2010

Edward Cullen

A boyfriend's worst nightmare.

Also, a very hot vampire.

"I'm sorry Sam, I don't think we should stay together"
"Why not?"
"Well... there's this guy named Edward that I'm crazy about"
"Who the he&* is Edward?"
"Edward Cullen"
"Isn't he a vampire?"
"Yeah, and he's hotter than you too."

by Blahnk May 25, 2009

oh my edward

1. a version of oh my god.
2. oh my gosh
3. used by twi-hards and twilight fans.

a note: twilight is a popular book phenom. with movies coming out. starting with twilight. new moon and eclipse are in production.starring robert pattinson and kristen stewart , kellen lutz,peter facinelli,ashley greene,nikki reed, jackson rathbone, and elizabeth reaser

twilight,new moon,eclipse, and breaking
dawn

another note: also said as ome and omc (oh my cullen)

me: oh my edward. that shirt is smexy!
rachel: i know fun right?
season: what?
me: were talking about that twilight shirt in hot topic.
season: ome no way

by kthnxby* January 11, 2009