POUND WEINER

A weiner that is forced any place

Britney is familiar with a pound weiner

by Dr. Knockers December 3, 2007

Driving the Weinermobile

(verb) To give manual relief to a male (or even oneself) while in the car. handjob Jones Stroking the Salami Hodder 710 handjobbies

Emily was afraid of hitting her head on the steering wheel, so Mike had to settle for her driving the Weinermobile.

by yovak May 9, 2008

wagner

a person or thing that constantly expels annoying music or bad jokes

On the elevator up to the 50th floor i rode the whole way with a wagner! I wanted to put one of us out of our misery

by kec127 April 24, 2008

waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

Weiner Cozy

A total vag (aka vagina)

Kevin: "Harry was such a Weiner Cozy for not stealing Laura's trunk"

by K-Real September 13, 2008

wagner

Someone who makes plan well in advance, and either calls at the last minute to cancel or does not call at all.

Justin and I were supposed to go to the movies but he ended up wagnering me.

by Neibs December 23, 2008

weiner cleaner

When you stick poop up your urethral opening and have a girl suck it out, and then gurgles it and spits it up your ass hole.

Phyllis: "Dude Freckles gave me a weiner cleaner last night."
Friend: "Lucky thats one good bitch."

by woner 24/7 July 3, 2011