upperfuck

to uppercut a woman in her crotch. It hurts. I would know.

Daniel Tosh reffered to it in tosh.o once..

Megan: "omfg did you see Ashlee take that upperfuck from Lauren?! xD"

Chris: "yes! haha that was hellaaa hott"

by Gunlovesbullet March 16, 2011

Uppercunt

Fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.

"I ended it with Jason because he uppercunted me on Saturday."

by The Gun Penguin January 24, 2015

Upperclassman

Someone who is older than you, or higher than you. Translated it means senpai in japanese.

"He greatly respects Mamoru, who is an upperclassman at his school."

by KattTheWeeb August 1, 2018

upperdecker

When you shit in someone’s toilet tank. To pull one at a lame party, first eat everything there that doesn’t agree with you. Then go into the bathroom, remove the lid from the toilet, squat over the tank, and release the explosive diarrhea that has surely built up by now. When you are finished, the water in the tank should be brown, and have dozens of lumps of shit in it. Then wipe your ass, putting the used toilet paper in the tank, replace the lid, and leave the party, or stick around to watch the fireworks.

This party is dumb, i’m gonna drop a mad upperdecker on this place.

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

uppercase gums

Abnormally large gums.

Did you hear Stephanie got engaged? You know, Stephanie with the uppercase gums.

by Lamp5 August 27, 2021

Reverse Uppercut

When you are doing an uppercut but from the ceiling. Can also be called a downercut.

Person 1: Spiderman punched me in the face while standing on the ceiling.

Person 2: He gave you a reverse uppercut.

by corals July 20, 2010

Creamy Uppercut

When one is having intercourse with cleavage (titty fucking) and times the ejaculation with tightly gripping the penis so the moving fist and semen collide intensely with the jaw so in slow motion it looks like a spit spraying boxer.

After Fred gave Wilma a Creamy Uppercut her jaw, and self esteem, hurt for a long time.

by Marco Porno July 19, 2015