2 definitions by The Gun Penguin

Fisting at a higher than recommended velocity. 3 second charge time required.
"I ended it with Jason because he uppercunted me on Saturday."
by The Gun Penguin January 24, 2015
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A penis that is small in both girth and length, but is abnormally hairy.
Apparently, **** has a knobbit
by The Gun Penguin December 1, 2014
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