Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

slippere

A very cool person on tiktok who also likes all my videos and I am now married to them!!

noob:hey you should follow slippere
Your mom: your right!

by brook! August 3, 2021

Slippery sausage

When your brothers girlfriend is over and your brother is away to get gas to feed your cat and your brothers girlfriend is sitting in ur bed sucking a pickle and u go in your room and slip your slippery sausage in her while she is eating a pickle and your brother comes back with the gas and oils you up

Me n my pal had a slippery sausage last night

by Lynsey brolly December 5, 2021

Slippery Bean

Not what you think you cheeky fuckers 😂🤣 unless your over 18. The last bean in the juice at the bottom of the beans tin 🤣😂

Love a slippery bean. Dont let that one get away

by N01 CaVeMaN December 29, 2021

Shimper

A person who is both a simp and a shipper.
Used when you ship two or more people but you also simp for one or more of the people in that ship.

"I'm a shimper"

by Hot Mamma Killugon shipper March 6, 2022

skippertak

Short-spanned, intense labour. Originally from Norwegian naval / maritime history, referring to the situation where a vessel would arrive or depart from harbour, and everyone from swain to captain would be part of the frenzy of operations needed to accomplish the overall task at hand. Later also used in everyday speech, where the word reflects to a situation that is sliding on time or have been postponed for so long that getting back on track / getting a jour requires a very large effort.

Chris hasn't done his chores for weeks, and now he needs to perform a real skippertak before the house is infested with pests or worse!

by mnek March 9, 2022

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022