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Mr.Magoriums Retard Imporium

An Imporium store that sells mentally challanged people for mortal kombat retard edition battles
I bought a new fighter at Mr.Magoriums Retard Imporium
by debby zebby July 8, 2010
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silent majority

A word used by the loud, gerrymandered minority with entirely too much power to refer to themselves.
"WERRR THE SSILENT MAJORITY LIBS THESE COLORS DONT RUN EAGLE PATRIOT"
"ok"
"WATS MAD LIBS TRIGGERED OWNED THE LIBS JESUS CHRISTMAS WAR"
"be more silent"
"OMG ITS LITERALLY 1984 NAPOLEON SNOWFLAKE FARMER JOHN"
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 21, 2020
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Tantric Major

A person with an imaginary major in a spiritual, sexual science.
Guy 1: Dude, my teacher told me last night I was a total Tantric Major!

Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, what?
by ShivicKing June 24, 2009
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Labia Majora

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022
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Major Douchebag

A fantasy football participant who lucks into wins and spends a large amount of time proclaiming his/her superiority.
A Major Douchebag is prone to such things as carrying Dante Culpepper's jock, starting the wrong defense and pulling out a win due to a large quantity of unforeseeable kicker points.
by Kris Brown December 11, 2007
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majorally

majorally is to majority what mostly is to most

mostly
The votes were majorally in his favor.
by wclay1 February 25, 2011
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business major

A wage slave. A person with developmental delay who has never watched the film Officespace. Inferior to the liberal arts and STEM. A set of degrees so terrible that they make a philosophy degree seem more reasonable by comparison.

Usually this field is a 8 week office course in a trade school, but unlike it's counterpart, there are no connections unless in the Ivy Leagues making it impossible to get an entry level job.

If one is taking this degree and is one of the students that have no clue what they are doing in life, consider convincing the student to stay far away from this degree as possible. Remind them to drop out and go to a 2 year CC while admissions are open to get him/her to major in the right field.
"Why is he eating the bugs now? Where is his soy latte?"

"My business major is more practical than an art degree and I am going to get my CPA. Look at these famous investment bankers and rich people, they all major in business fields like econ and business. You see these are the Js that control the world."

"Investment bankers make jack compared to the oil tycoon, and real majors that provide for the economy. Those degrees you mentioned are held by boomer bosses who will never retire. Think about how many people sacrifice their time to do long labs in real fields. While you dudebros can't live in the real world."

"NOOOO I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE MONEY!!!"

Bangs head on the wall.
by billy4truth July 8, 2021
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