ChodeFilA's definitions

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Cuntyboots

This is used to describe someone being absolutely fucking annoying. Like a complete bitch. A cuntyboots is the bitchiest of bitches. Probably somebody hot though.

Robert: What’s that bitch’s fucking problem?
Paige: idk she’s a cuntyboots
Robert: tf is a cuntyboots

by ChodeFilA May 14, 2022

Labia Majora

A relevant person who radiates big dick energy.

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022

David Attenburrow

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.

I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.

by ChodeFilA June 8, 2022

Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.

Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.

by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022

Humped

A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.

I’m so humped for tonight’s party!

by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022