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Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.
Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?
by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022
mugGet the Mayo Dogmug.

Clean Chili Dog

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
by ChodeFilA May 31, 2022
mugGet the Clean Chili Dogmug.

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.
After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual
by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022
mugGet the Natalie-Portman-sexualmug.

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
mugGet the loo lap logmug.

Cuntyboots

This is used to describe someone being absolutely fucking annoying. Like a complete bitch. A cuntyboots is the bitchiest of bitches. Probably somebody hot though.
Robert: What’s that bitch’s fucking problem?
Paige: idk she’s a cuntyboots
Robert: tf is a cuntyboots
by ChodeFilA May 14, 2022
mugGet the Cuntybootsmug.

Labia Majora

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022
mugGet the Labia Majoramug.

PurnHob

A misspelling of porn hub where the o and u are switched. This is great for platforms that would censor the word porn. It’s also just funny.
Have you heard of PurnHob? It’s like PornHub but better.
by ChodeFilA June 4, 2022
mugGet the PurnHobmug.

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