ChodeFilA's definitions

Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.

Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?

by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

Cuntyboots

This is used to describe someone being absolutely fucking annoying. Like a complete bitch. A cuntyboots is the bitchiest of bitches. Probably somebody hot though.

Robert: What’s that bitch’s fucking problem?
Paige: idk she’s a cuntyboots
Robert: tf is a cuntyboots

by ChodeFilA May 14, 2022

PurnHob

A misspelling of porn hub where the o and u are switched. This is great for platforms that would censor the word porn. It’s also just funny.

Have you heard of PurnHob? It’s like PornHub but better.

by ChodeFilA June 4, 2022

sml

An acronym that stands for “suck my labia”. This is a twist on smd or suck my dick.

👨: ur ugly

👩: sml

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022

Labia Minora

People who are irrelevant and radiate small dick energy.

No one even likes her, she’s such a labia minora.

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022