ChodeFilA's definitions

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Bed Head Curls

The act of wrapping your hair around one’s dick and sleeping like that overnight. Wake up with bouncy voluminous curls. Inspired by iluvpigblood on tiktok.

Hey babe, I don’t want my hair to be heat damaged can we try bed head curls tonight?

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Labia Majora

A relevant person who radiates big dick energy.

They definitely fuck, they’re a Labia Majora

by ChodeFilA July 8, 2022

Labia Majora

A relevant person who radiates big dick energy.

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022

Labia Minora

People who are irrelevant and radiate small dick energy.

No one even likes her, she’s such a labia minora.

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022

sml

An acronym that stands for “suck my labia”. This is a twist on smd or suck my dick.

👨: ur ugly

👩: sml

by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022