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Mayo Dog

Similar to a Chili Dog or a Pearl Necklace. This is when you have sexual intercourse but pull out and then cum on a woman’s chest. Then titty fuck them. This is different from a Pearl necklace because you titty fuck AFTER another type of fucking. The dog part refers to the penis because it looks like a hotdog. The Mayo refers to the cum. Could be a noun or verb.
Yo did you mayo dog that girl last night or what?
by ChodeFilA May 15, 2022
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Clean Chili Dog

This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
by ChodeFilA May 31, 2022
mugGet the Clean Chili Dogmug.

David Attenburrow

This is when you want David Attenborough to burrow himself inside of you. He must be whispering dirty little animal facts into your ear.
I so badly want to do a David Attenburrow.
by ChodeFilA June 8, 2022
mugGet the David Attenburrowmug.

Humped

A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.
I’m so humped for tonight’s party!
by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022
mugGet the Humpedmug.

Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
by ChodeFilA June 3, 2022
mugGet the Pizza Showermug.

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
mugGet the loo lap logmug.

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.
After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual
by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022
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