loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 30, 2023
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Rodent Dough

The act of freezing a dead hamster in seran/plastic wrap and then using to fuck yourself or somebody in the ass.
Joey: Wanna come over later, my pet hamster died? If you come at 9, I’ll have enough time to freeze it so that we can use it as rodent dough.
Joey’s Sneaky Link: See you then!
by ChodeFilA June 02, 2022
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Pizza Shower

This is when you sit in the corner of the shower eating pizza and crying all while the water rains down on you. This works best with pepperoni pizza.
Oh shit my mascara is running down my face because I just took a pizza shower.
by ChodeFilA June 04, 2022
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Labia Minora

People who are irrelevant and radiate small dick energy.
No one even likes her, she’s such a labia minora.
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022
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Humped

A combination of pumped and hyped. It was created accidentally but should be added to your regularly used vocab.
I’m so humped for tonight’s party!
by ChodeFilA May 17, 2022
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Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.
After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual
by ChodeFilA June 06, 2022
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Labia Majora

They definitely fuck, their a Labia Majora
by ChodeFilA June 25, 2022
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